You Complete Me

[ornoth_cycling]

By now you’ve undoubtedly seen someone using Google’s autocomplete function to gain insight into what people think about something.

Well, here’s what it told me about cycling. The lighter text on the left is what I entered into the search box, and the bold text on the right are some of the ways Google offered to complete my query, based on the questions other people have asked.

It’s a bit worrisome what people think about us, but you might find something in here that amuses.

cyclists can go for hours
cyclists can’t cook
do cyclists wear cups
why do road bikers wear jerseys
why do cyclists wear bibs
why do cyclists wear tight clothes
do road bikers use camelbak
cyclists are not rockstars
how do cyclists get big legs
how do cyclists use the bathroom
can cyclists run
can cyclists use olympic lanes
can cyclists undertake
where do cyclists pee
where do cyclists shave
how many cyclists dope
how does a cyclist dope

riding a bike is hard
riding a bike is like an art
riding a bike is an example of what energy
does riding a bike burn calories
is cycling an activated ability
cycling is the new golf
will cycling give me abs
will cycling make legs bigger
can riding a bike help induce labor
can riding a bike cause ED
can riding a bike make you taller
can riding a bike increase your vertical
why does cycling hurt my bum
why does cycling hurt my knees
why does riding a bike hurt so much
can cycling give you hemorrhoids
can cycling be countered
is riding a bike better than walking